Bad T-shirt designs found at thrift shops....
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So that's what Ronald looks like when he's not working at Maccas!
...must avoid meeting him outside of work hours at all costs 
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T-Shirt I bought but don't wear in public.
I don't wear it because my wife says nobody understands non sequiturs.
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Means more if you have a 5 year old grandson wearing it.
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Guy and Denis are mentally ill who reside in a psychiatric hospital.
One day Guy goes along the swimming pool.
He falls into the water and sinks.
Neither one nor two, Denis jumps into the water and goes to find Guy at the bottom.
He brings it back to the surface.
When the Director learns of Denis’ heroic act, he decides to let him out immediately because he thinks that if Denis is capable of such an act he must be mentally stable. The Director will himself announce this good news to Denis. He tells him :
I have good news and bad news for you! The good news is that we’re releasing you from the hospital because you were able to perform an act of bravery in saving another person’s life. I believe you have regained your mental balance. The bad news is that Guy hung himself in the laundry room with the belt of his dressing gown!
And Denis responds to the director:
He didn’t hang himself, I hung him up to dry…
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LMAO...
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What happens in the woods, stays in the woods!
It has pockets for toilet paper!! Did you get that part? Order today..supplies limited. 
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Nah laptops are too advanced for today's 3 year olds - the 3 year olds with the laptops were the early 2000s kids, who went on to message each other after school with MSN. Nowadays it's all about the tablets 
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kernel: Dazed and confused, but trying to continue
me: alt+PrtScr+b
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