Read what comes after the preview too.(Click on the link to see)
Your safe! I married her...
Did that flagging pop yer cherry? I mean, is that yer first time? If so, it is a right of passage. 
Oh no, I have been insulting flaggers all my life. I test the boundaries now and again, a reminder of how glad I am not be a floater in the
'er. 
I borrowed this one! 
Why do you have to share such stuff
Because it seemed interesting.
LOL
Edit : Fine, I moved it to Share Some funny things thread
I smell something foul afoot!
I ain't mad at people making money off of stupid people...but why are people stupid enough to pay for crap(or crap particles I guess) like this?
For a whooping $1000

You can buy a lot of better stuff with that money. Or you can donate it to poor people. That's insane to buy fart for that money.
To think, I give my farts away for free.

(open-source farts?)
I was thinking the same thing...I am going to start charging the wife and kids lol
So if your fart is open-source, how somebody can fork it? Breath and fart again?
Exactly! The "code" (stank) can be forked. So much better than proprietary farts, where people keep them all bottled up inside.





