For someone who wrote the code for Ubuntu’s “initial ramdisk” recovery mode, you seemed a little out of your depth with this situation:
And now you say:
I think it’s common for young kids to lie about who they are or what they have accomplished to try to get acceptance in a new peer group. Especially online, where the consequences for lying are less distinct.
You told some lies to try to impress us–whatever. 
Most of us spotted them as lies from a mile away; it was more humorous than harmful. I think some of us have had a good laugh taking you for a drag–maybe it was mean…but maybe you deserved it. 
Honestly though, enough is enough. If you are as clever as you brag to be, you should be able to read the room: your behavior is annoying, no one believes a word you say, and if you don’t hit the brakes it is unlikely you will ever win back any respect from this community.