I hate you.
Wasted a lot of time b4 I realized it 
Not a meme but a pure classic happened to me:
Got a dual boot system since 1 year - realised yesterday that i never touched windows the whole period - deleted all the partitions i thought would be windows related…
and yeah - bootloader too 
oh no friendly fire while purging ntloader. 
Well linux is already used to it at this point. 
Love you too my bro. 
If you come up with a good one, take a screenshot and post on the other forum here:
LOL, I can’t wait to rename all my stuff!
HEY Has anyone named tomorrow ‘Stormy’ Monday, yet?
I have one WIFI network whose name is so offfensive that I rather not post it here 
Has a DICTATOR name in it, don’t know what got over my mom to name it that!
The Penis Poem
by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
I only know the short form:
Old man, bitterly sad to his best friend, why did you have to die before me?
That would be me. sniffle
81 United States.