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Oh, it’s way worse than that. They planned it, r.e. Toxoplasma gondii CDC - Toxoplasmosis: An Important Message for Cat Owners

The upshot is that toxoplasmosis makes mice less-afraid of cats and humans more willing to do their evil bidding.

They’re evil, I know. I willingly help! help!–gasp–do the bidding of 3 of these evil creatures.

Ees no me!

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Dogs love people, who return the love.

People love cats. Cats are no fools, and appreciate being worshipped.

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There are two grey-striped cats that reside in my home. I swear. They may be only copied images but I swear to…

This one patrols the living room at night.

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And this one guards the bedroom.

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And I’m too scared to get up and go pee in the middle of the night 'cause of “mistaken identity.” :fearful:

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“Come on can opener, do your f***** job!” :joy:

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Old but good :slight_smile:

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Meanwhile…
when you realise, that you are a lazy co-maintainer not a maintainer

Sad Family Time GIF by Lifetime

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BINGO
:smiley: :wink:

Discourse is sometimes lazy too.
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New Garuda Team Airplane :wink:

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The current version of Garuda

Please update your system!

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Me feeling superior because I know a lot more than my books :


Turn the page (Metallica!):

:smiling_face_with_tear:

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Hmm… do you don’t belong from CBSE board ?
or they changed their mood from python to C++ ? :thinking:

BTW,

#include<iostream.h>

? isn’t that

#include<iostream>

?
and <conio.h> ? WTF is it really a C++ code ?
of C langluage ?
Ahh… My existing knowledge on C and C++ is giving me head ache when I see your example code :face_with_thermometer:
can’t they use
using namespace std
for beginners ?

I should better leave it off , I am noob :face_in_clouds:

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grafik

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That’s probably turbo c++.

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Nope MH state board

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Is there really a need to discuss every joke? :smiley:


Besteht wirklich Bedarf Ăźber jeden Witz diskutieren zu mĂźssen? :smiley:

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some state boards … still on C and C++…
i am from WB board
And we have to code in a _blue screen(idk it is dos-box :smiling_face_with_tear:) or in turbo c++ or dev c++.(installed only 2 or 3 machine)
what about vscode? wtf is vscode— your teacher don’t know about that.

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Yes that’s Turbo C++ with its nasty habit of suddenly not detecting mouse after running code lol!
Man, our teacher’s like “We don’t use anything else because it can have autocomplete” which is true.

But let me tell you the big joke, my college is still stuck on Windows 7 and 8.1 PC’s :expressionless: . And once they told us to bring a pen drive to copy the HTML file we had created in last lecture.
I have only one pen drive and it’s used for… well you probably guessed it! Its a ready Garuda bootable :rofl:
I purposely didn’t take it because I know with their fancy Asus UEFI’s, I won’t be able to control myself. I rather used WhatsApp web!

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And to all those individuals who feel the need to discuss, I say…

GBh31MWaQAEIi7Q

:laughing:

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(blue screen)in mean dosbox be like : wtf is mouse :slightly_smiling_face:

:slightly_smiling_face: what?? in collage :dizzy_face: … … you should write a complain to your principal/collage authority LOL :rofl:

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why dosbox is the best code editor?

better syntax highlighting (with background highlighting also) :disguised_face:
better code formatting :star_struck:
user friendly for newcomers :slightly_smiling_face:

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