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more like dorito stains from some sweaty lumbering fatass…

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(hides Dorito bag in the flower pot)

:laughing:

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And it smelled SO delicious!

I love the smell of burnt cheese in the morning.
It smells like Vermont Cheddar!

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Do NOT feed cheese to your pets -_-

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Hah! My parrot eats her weight in cheese every month. :slight_smile:

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i give cheese to my pugs whenever i have some myself lmao just not too much of it.

You are shortening her life span :frowning:

Cheese is fine for most mammals, with these qualifiers:

  • It’s a processed food, so it’s easy to eat too much of it. Keeping in mind our pets are smaller and have lower caloric needs, keep it a treat.
  • If your critter is lactose intolerant (most cats), don’t feed them any. It’s obvious how well they tolerate it, your nose will be first to let you know.
  • Cheese is high in sterols, so our littlest pets (mice and rats especially) shouldn’t have cheese without daily exercise. (Neither should we, really, but meh.)

Edit/P.S. Seems it’s similar for birds, cheese isn’t toxic for them, but just don’t over-do.

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Yes, this information is correct, but knowing how MOST people are, and how MOST pets are, I still do not recommend cheese for the pets.

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After Switching to a newly released tiling manager

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Just keep your stinkin’ paws off my girl’s cheese! :rofl:

Odds are 50/50 she’ll outlive you. Especially if you touch her cheese. Parrots get real possessive.

I’ve had her (Amy) since she was a fledgling. She’s 28 at this moment, nearly 29. Almost half of my life. We are bonded which may only make sense to other parrot-people. The odds are also that she’s probably near the average forum members age, and possibly more intelligent. Her vocabulary of several hundred words and songs is very subject-appropriate.

She even answers the phone in my wife’s voice, chattering away. I’m never sure who I’m talking with at first, my wife also being a chatterer. :wink:

And, truthfully, she doesn’t receive very much cheese even though it’s her #1 favorite snack. Beans, pasta, fruits, nuts, and anything-Mexican are what she loves best. And fresh green beans. We try to avoid introducing anything harmful to her environment, especially aerosols. Lifespan in-captivity for her species is 80-100 years. She will outlive me.
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Someone took them as tutorials…

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Yes, I had a neighbor, an old lady called Mirta that was a good friend of my late Grandmother. She had a parrot called Berta, she had her since her mid 30“s. She died at 83 years old, Berta still lives, but now with Mirta“s eldest daughter.

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