I am almost certain that post is intended as satire. I am American so I may be missing something, but it definitely reads like a funny joke and not a serious suggestion.
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that may be because it’s completely ridiculous to anyone with a legitimate moral compass and a normal desire to live a life outside of being a corporate wage slave.
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Its a shit post.
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Der Pinguin ist tot!
Der Pinguin bleibt tot!
Und ich habe ihn getötet!
My penguin usb flash drive has died. Since 2012 the li’l penguin was in charge of keeping a bootable copy of whatever distro I was using.
I’ll miss you, li’l critter. 
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Ahhhh! And the dude is so CUTE! 
I’m sorry for your loss. 
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that’s hilarious because i’m a night owl and prefer night shift lmfao
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keeping with the theme of jerk animals…
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I have to have it! Cats must learn that we are some of us are on to them.
EDIT: OMFG It’s real! And only 16 bucks! Amazon.com
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Stocking stuffers!! 
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Who doesn’t? Wait, what!?!
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Oh, what a load of fetid dingo’s kidneys. Cats have no shame. 
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Conversation with wife this evening, she to me saying:
“You’re weird…married you even though, I guess…married you because, maybe…”
I think I finally know why I married her…maybe…I think…30 years ago in December.
LOL!
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dingo kidneys
My cat, “shadow of the night” “one with presence and skill”
Also meows and asks for food in the morning.
Cats are clever.
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my cat Ruby hates a dirty litterbox and meows at me to clean it every morning >.>
all my cats know their names too and will come if i call them.
in fact, their mother Sally used to come running like a dog when i called her in when she was outside.
(R.I.P. Sally and god damn whoever ran her over)
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You aren’t seriously mansplaining my joke to me, are ya?
'cuz this is the humor thread, and you aught to humorously mansplain here.
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