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Hmm… So I am their target audience …:moyai:

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You would be a part of their universal set of probable customers.
Once you are rich, you will become one of the targeted audiences, which is a subset of ‘U’.

For them people who waste time online or watching TV are out of the equation.
That really hits.

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I said it because we haven’t paid for TV services for almost a year and our TV is off for a year now :slightly_smiling_face:

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if that’s the metric then mine should be delivered soon seeing as i got rid of my TV back in '97.

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FYI…

My wife and I have deployed common spray bottles of water as disciplinary tools for our cats and parrot for years. One spray or even pointing it in a miscreant’s direction usually stops the misbehavior and even sends cats heading for cover.

In best practice, you do have to “lead” your aim to make a direct hit on a running cat.

What I’ve recently discovered, though, is that over time the psychological “conditioning” that makes the cats run at the sight of one–voids the need for water. All you need, after a while, is just an empty spray bottle.

Our parrot, however, is a real bitch and several direct hits are sometimes necessary with her.
:wink:

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It is said that there are cats that are tempted to pee in their owners’ shoes because of such treatment.
:rofl: :grin:

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I don’t know about shoes, but the middle of the bed was once deployed when I’d not cleaned the litter box for a while. (That was Princess Pyewacket’s doing, I’m sure of it.) Now I use a 60 liter plastic storage bin for their litter box. It can go days between cleanings!
:rofl:
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my cats HATE a dirty litterbox, my female Ruby will actually come up and meow at me to go clean it in the morning and if i neglect to do so, she’ll go pee in my bathtub >.>

i love my cats lmao if there is anywhere in the house other than the litterbox to go, the bathtub is it.
she actually taught her kittens to do this as well ^.^

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Maybe you need a hose :rofl:

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Maybe not so funny for the butt, but funny :slight_smile:

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I like bee girls.

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I do not get the joke :S

It’s a nice way of saying, “You’re old now.”

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Oh, I see.
Well, yeah, I remember ball mice very fondly. Also, I am 38 now :smiley:

She isn’t to your reach

I also knew about it, so…I should recheck my date of birth, seems like something is missing :face_with_monocle: .

:eyes:

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The bee girl? Of course, I am a geeky nerd, women feel repelled by me :smiley: I still like them anyway.
I do not understand what you mean, about knowing the ball mice? You never used one? Long ago, all mice were ball mice, and I started using computers in 1991.

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Just thinking that am I also of 38 :rofl: ?
A long time ago I got a call from a coaching institute and it said “Sir, your daughter named XYZ had passed from 10th now it’s time for her career guidance and our institute is organising a free seminar of all parents and children who have passed class 10th . We are inviting you and your daughter too!!!”

That thing was literally outrageous actually they have put my mother’s name as my daughter’s name and my name as her father’s name . :rofl:
Really how much badly they organised their database :rage:. I was 17 at that time . :slightly_smiling_face:

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Never too young to get a 'scope up yer butt, sonny. :wink:

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Oh, I see. They really messed up that time.