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#1

Hey all. I'm a serious power user and created this account just so I could tell even more folks I use Arch. I'm also almost never serious or offended.

Mostly I just drink excessively, and having more community around to log onto allows me to tell my therapist I only drink socially. So here I am.

Thanks for the bandwidth and I see several familiar faces. Sorry to those who may have hoped to never see me again. Let me know if you have any questions.

Cheers.

Also, thank you for hosting ungoogled chromium. I've been using it for a while now and looking forward to getting it back up and running.

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#2

Hey, fbody. I had a feeling you might pop in over here. :grin:

Nice to see ya.

And BTW - great topic title. :rofl:

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#3

Almost needing moderation on post number 1 is the only way to roll in.

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#4

What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

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#5

Now post the image of your private parts on the EnOS forum so we know it's you :smiley:
For safety's sake also at MJ :wink:

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#6

"You have to know these things when your a king you know..."

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#7

African swallows, European swallows - bah, they're all the same to me.

I guess that's why I never became a king. Yeah, that must be the reason.

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#8

I literally cannot comment on this in any possible way that doesn't end with me being banned within my first hour. After starting a thread about checking out a member, you want to know the speed of a swallow. . .

I tried to upload. They were safely saved over at MJ, but for whatever reason I can't seem to get them..

I can't seem to log in any longer. . .

Edit:

I guess I'll see you all in 10 hours. I'm stuck being the new guy. Haha.

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@torvic9 10 hours from the edit. I guess I can just keep replying to this post though.

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#9

Ten hours are up, where are you? :slight_smile:

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#10

Apology accepted.

Teh-kill-ya, if I recall correctly.

Good to see you again, Derek. :smiley:

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#11

About 24 miles per hour. Gotta love teh Google.

My question: How high is up?

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#12

Higher than down :rofl:

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#13

You too you old c00t. It's been quite a while. I was getting worried the great NorthLeft had eaten you alive. And Tequila is my beverage of choice. for sure.

If you have to ask, you haven't seen the movie.

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#14

Nice to see you here @fbodymechanic. I guess @SGS needs to create you a suitably bent avatar. :smiley:

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#15

The avatar from the other forum is ok :slight_smile: :wink:

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#16

I don't know, I don't think that avatar conveys an adequate level of drunkenness. :rofl:

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#17

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#18

Dude. That is absolutely incredible! I LOVE that. Thank you so much!

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#19

I am looking for a new wall paper saw it and was like Oh fsck yeah!

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#20

It is green :scream:

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