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JUST CROSSED MY MIND

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Programmer's life in a nutshell

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Summary

I saw a job post the other day.

It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI.

I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing.
Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level".

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oviously

smol boi

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nah , Microsoft can't even count

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red sus

amongs

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Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun babadun boom bom bun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun bo boom bobo bo ba boom, Amougos

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The reason I am posting isn't funny but in memory of one of the best German cartoonists,

Martin Perscheid,

I have taken the liberty of translating the German text into English.

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i would preffer dying

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I just woke up in the middle of the night with a taste for cheesy chicken breast and, this might be a bad idea, but here it is:


I mean, the only obstacle is finding an open-source self-driving car dataset and a 3D printer large enough to print a car or a medium 3D printer that can 3D print a large 3D printer!?

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That's what noscript is for :no_entry_sign:

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And what !@#$% 3D printer ya gonna get for the damn cheesy chicken breast, now that ya got me hungry for one? And what is a β€œcheesy chicken breast?” You talking that cordon bluey stuff?

And what the eff is the correlation, chicken and 3D printers? That’s what’s got me really, really worried about your brain wiring, @booblet.

Or was it just something you ate?
:wink:

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No man, it was just a regular square slice of cheese and a piece of chicken breast with some sesame sticks...but I did have black mold in my old bathroom. And yeah, I did try cordon-bleu, it's an acquired taste.

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Okay, okay, But did you find either,

  • a large 3D printer
  • an even larger 3D printer, or
  • a very small car?

I could contribute, like, some kid's (stolen) pedal car.

Fancy cheese-stuffed chicken breasts may be tasty, but I wonder if anyone has ever thought about gifting some poor little cosmetically suffering chick with silicon breast implants. Would it help their self-esteem?

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