Wait until they find out about nukes:
Source: me
"The gay"
is that a misspelling or intentional.
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Looks portable!
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error en el tipeo queria la palabra era guys que seria como man o chico
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@RohitSingh @librewish found this on twitter 
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She fits exactly into the grid of my prey scheme. 
Sie passt genau ins Raster meines Beuteschemas
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I've never had any issues with dual booting. One time I put 10 different Linux distros on a single spinner just to see if I could. It worked fine!
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Sums it up. 
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I like last line
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This fellow will not be getting lucky tonight. 
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That's just masking the problem
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I guess you can say its very punny.
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These are better - Puns - Richard Stallman
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Bill Gates was evacuated—by private jet—to his private hospital on the other side of his private south pacific island, reportedly suffering from extreme flatulence. It was quickly determined Mr Gates required an asshole transplant and he was rushed into surgery. Unfortunately the asshole rejected him...
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What if you upgrade it to Garuda?
Then it wouldn't be in Share some funny things
...it would be in
The most sensible things you've ever done in your entire life, thus far!
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