Share Some funny things 😁

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That’s on you man :bullseye:

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In other words typical software built for Windows computers.

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Actually, you’re agreeing to similar terms in sections 15-17 of GPLv3 :upside_down_face:

For the first time in history!


For the first time in history,
you can simply post “He’s an idiot,”
and 90% of the world will know
whom you’re talking about.

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Girl left when I tried to watch a movie on Linux

Linux Failure

So I had this girl over. Everything was going good until she asked if we could watch something. I said yeah, I got movies. She said “Netflix?” and I laughed because obviously I don’t use that DRM trash. I pirate everything.

She got real quiet when I said that and kind of made a sour face when I pulled out the HDMI cable(?) I tried to hook my laptop up to the TV but the HDMI wouldn’t work. I told her it’s because X11 is fighting with my Nvidia drivers, which is Nvidia’s fault, not mine. She was already on her phone scrolling TikTok while I was typing commands.

After like 10 minutes I got the screen working but then there was no sound. I had to open PulseAudio Volume Control and mess with the outputs. She asked if we could just use her phone and I said no, I don’t want to watch garbage on an Iphone.

Finally I gave up and said fine, we can use Netflix. I subscribed, logged in and it just gave me a black screen with an error about Widevine. She started laughing at her phone and typing fast. Then she got a call. Some dude’s voice. She talked to him for like five minutes right in front of me, all giggly. Hung up and said “Oh my god, my brother’s car broke down, I gotta go help him.”

I said “I can fix it, I know cars” but she was already putting her shoes on. She left super fast.

I don’t get it. She was really into me before the movie thing. I texted her today asking when she wants to hang out again but she left me on read. What did I even subscribe Netflix for???

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That’s gotta be one of the top three Linux comedy bits I’ve read, it might even be better than that “Loonix” parental warning post

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Rage bait successful :enraged_face:
He’s probably a debian user because arch has latest ones ofcourse

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I see a lot of people not posting inxi lately…

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@SGS the above isn’t a bad suggestion. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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But, but, we need garuda-inxi :grin:

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Post your garuda-inxi or your CPU gets it.

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Love it.

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Peak creativity!

xD

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