free tells me my total physical memory is 14.5G, but it’s supposed to be 15.5(16 actual, minus the 640K). I thought it was the swap buffer, but that’s off and systemd-swap removed.
It doesn’t seem to be allocated as a ram drive (Doesn’t show up on lsblk).
I always check to see if the car keys are also missing. If so, given those two like to hang out together, i check the deepest reaches of my handbag… its nether-regions, if you like… but if not there, it’s always down the back of the sofa that reveals them.
If only the ram is missing but not the keys, i know it’s serious, hence alert the cops.